The Peach Blossom

In the wedding lounge she saw her groom and his "boyfriend" hugged together. After every hope turned to dust, she looked for a marriage partener on the spot, "Who dares to marry me, I'll marry him now, as long as he is not gay!" When the audience was in amazement, a man in a wheelchair voiced up "I'll marry you, but do you want to check the goods firts?".